Wednesday, December 06, 2006
XMAS
lot like xmas....
19 days to go, 18 if you dont count today, 17 if you dont count xmas eve,
2 weeks if you round it down...
Saturday, November 11, 2006
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
New Photograph I took
Here is a brand new photograph I took. It is a tree.
Also I seem to have figured out how to put writing
to the side of said Photo.
Is it funny? Is it Cool? Are there Capital Letters where there shouldn't be?
Perhaps.
I think one person reading this blog knows this tree.
Also I think at least 4 people should sign the McDonalds Delivery petition in the previous blog below.
What do you think of the pic?
Thursday, October 05, 2006
McDonalds DELIVERY
It is something that I've been saying for YEARS.
MCDONALDS SHOULD DELIVER
It should be done, it has started in India but not been done here or there.
I think there should be a section on their website which allows you to choose your order, book delivery and pay online.
Imagine how much money they would make, and how happy their customers would be.
I need more BIG MACS! I could infact triple my BIG MAC intake by using McDonalds ONLINE delivery. Maybe even Quadruple.
Also take into account I would also order for other people at the same time.
DO IT RONALD!
Sign the petition, help them to see how good it would be. That Rhymes.
http://www.petitiononline.com/mcddeliv/petition.html
MCDONALDS SHOULD DELIVER
It should be done, it has started in India but not been done here or there.
I think there should be a section on their website which allows you to choose your order, book delivery and pay online.
Imagine how much money they would make, and how happy their customers would be.
I need more BIG MACS! I could infact triple my BIG MAC intake by using McDonalds ONLINE delivery. Maybe even Quadruple.
Also take into account I would also order for other people at the same time.
DO IT RONALD!
Sign the petition, help them to see how good it would be. That Rhymes.
http://www.petitiononline.com/mcddeliv/petition.html
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
A Quote
[on why she pressed the DO NOT PRESS button]
"If the button's there, I'm going to press it. What are you going to do? What are you going to do?"
-Laura D
"If the button's there, I'm going to press it. What are you going to do? What are you going to do?"
-Laura D
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Monday, April 24, 2006
N-nownow
The many posts of Bud,
A pie made of mud,
Three hundred and sixty five,
Days in a hive,
A hive of activity,
Didn't have my keys,
Couldn't go to Lee's,
All alone,
Can't find the phone,
That purple book is no help to the thing,
Can't ring,
Time travel is my only hope,
Was that auntie? Nope,
Time to give up,
Beep beep,
Wait, was that a beep i heard on the tv?
No, it was a car waiting to leavee!
Goodbye now to yous and mees,
Never again will I forget my keys.
A pie made of mud,
Three hundred and sixty five,
Days in a hive,
A hive of activity,
Didn't have my keys,
Couldn't go to Lee's,
All alone,
Can't find the phone,
That purple book is no help to the thing,
Can't ring,
Time travel is my only hope,
Was that auntie? Nope,
Time to give up,
Beep beep,
Wait, was that a beep i heard on the tv?
No, it was a car waiting to leavee!
Goodbye now to yous and mees,
Never again will I forget my keys.
Saturday, March 25, 2006
People of Earth
I command ye.
Denounce this hype knows as...
Interactive poem, fill in the blank for whatever future years will bring in as the new hype.
Then send it to yourself, and your hypey mates.
Denounce this hype knows as...
Interactive poem, fill in the blank for whatever future years will bring in as the new hype.
Then send it to yourself, and your hypey mates.
Sunday, March 12, 2006
Wons
Wons wons wons,
How does it get there?
Too bright for some,
Too much to run...in.
Make your blood cold, (if its not cold already, you know what I'm talking about)
Wons whether you like it or not,
It'll all disappear as soon as it turns hot,
Wons make a good picture,
Or Card, i won't lecture.
Let me say that we could live without Wons,
But would there be all those songs?
At Christmas?
It's time to tell you the big secret about wons,
And it'll al make sense to you wons and for all,
ITS BACKWARDS
How does it get there?
Too bright for some,
Too much to run...in.
Make your blood cold, (if its not cold already, you know what I'm talking about)
Wons whether you like it or not,
It'll all disappear as soon as it turns hot,
Wons make a good picture,
Or Card, i won't lecture.
Let me say that we could live without Wons,
But would there be all those songs?
At Christmas?
It's time to tell you the big secret about wons,
And it'll al make sense to you wons and for all,
ITS BACKWARDS
Thursday, January 12, 2006
XyZ
I know 2 projects,
that Laura is involved in,
I know more than...
you or you or him.
I cannot say yet as to what each is,
But I can tell you it's nothing to do with Liz,
If you feel hungry then pop on by,
I'm not giving anything away < not a lie.
So as the poem ends,
and I still know more than you,
Round this time of year people get the flu,
But don't sue us,
you didn't catch it from the food here....
EH? WUT THE
that Laura is involved in,
I know more than...
you or you or him.
I cannot say yet as to what each is,
But I can tell you it's nothing to do with Liz,
If you feel hungry then pop on by,
I'm not giving anything away < not a lie.
So as the poem ends,
and I still know more than you,
Round this time of year people get the flu,
But don't sue us,
you didn't catch it from the food here....
EH? WUT THE
Friday, December 30, 2005
The
The post has been posted,
The chicken has been roasted,
Stuart has been ghosted.
Ramm Inn is a crazy barn,
He got hit, oh darn.
Misspelling The with Teh is a common error,
If Leonnie done that, it would scare her,
Poems Poems Poems are back,
Remember when father Jack, was replaced by Father Stack?
Sometimes you'll say anything for a rhyme,
unlike my favourite, lemon and lime?
Thank yous.
The chicken has been roasted,
Stuart has been ghosted.
Ramm Inn is a crazy barn,
He got hit, oh darn.
Misspelling The with Teh is a common error,
If Leonnie done that, it would scare her,
Poems Poems Poems are back,
Remember when father Jack, was replaced by Father Stack?
Sometimes you'll say anything for a rhyme,
unlike my favourite, lemon and lime?
Thank yous.
Thursday, December 15, 2005
NEW RULE
I DO NO MORE POSTS UNTIL LEONNIE POSTS ON
LEONNIE'S BLOG!
NOW BEGINS THE WAIT UNTIL LEONNIE SEES THIS!
BEGIN NOW.
LEONNIE'S BLOG!
NOW BEGINS THE WAIT UNTIL LEONNIE SEES THIS!
BEGIN NOW.
Thursday, December 08, 2005
OI
The best is: Coca cola,
Second is: Motorola,
Not really but it rhymes,
Not always but sometimes,
Coke still stands as the finest,
Premium cola is what it is,
Always the Real Cola,
MOTTO, not hello motorola.
MORE POEMS TO COME.......
Second is: Motorola,
Not really but it rhymes,
Not always but sometimes,
Coke still stands as the finest,
Premium cola is what it is,
Always the Real Cola,
MOTTO, not hello motorola.
MORE POEMS TO COME.......
Friday, December 02, 2005
OUCH
FACE
Teeth pain is the sorest yo will get,
even if you dont know the capital of Tibet.
You will want to pull your teeth out with a tool,
so your poems will follow grammatical rules,
no sleep, no food, no talk, no teeth touching,
your hands, for help will be clutching,
facial nerves can inflame and sharp pain you,
and walk around your face muscles like the wandering jew.
Trigeminal Neuralgia is the most painful in all of medicine,
you will not be able to eat your favourite potato skin,
Rhyme Time is at an end,
because...my friend,
Toothache can always reoffend.
Brush your teeth and floss them adnd you will not suffer this poem again.
Teeth pain is the sorest yo will get,
even if you dont know the capital of Tibet.
You will want to pull your teeth out with a tool,
so your poems will follow grammatical rules,
no sleep, no food, no talk, no teeth touching,
your hands, for help will be clutching,
facial nerves can inflame and sharp pain you,
and walk around your face muscles like the wandering jew.
Trigeminal Neuralgia is the most painful in all of medicine,
you will not be able to eat your favourite potato skin,
Rhyme Time is at an end,
because...my friend,
Toothache can always reoffend.
Brush your teeth and floss them adnd you will not suffer this poem again.
Monday, November 28, 2005
eno
Whom can you turn to for prompt entertainment?
A laura show, or a segment, or laughing attainment?
No problem at all, we can answer your call.
ON OUR SHOW, ON OUR SHOW.
Why do we laugh is just one leonnie question,
never anything medical like pulmonary congestion,
she hates that stuff, and will not listen.
ON OUR SHOW, ON OUR SHOW.
Track and field is a game that half crew plays,
Laura enjoys tuna and mayonnaise!
Greggs has the sandwich that laura loves to talk about on our show and off the air,
even talks about the sandwich to a certain....dancing bear!
A laura show, or a segment, or laughing attainment?
No problem at all, we can answer your call.
ON OUR SHOW, ON OUR SHOW.
Why do we laugh is just one leonnie question,
never anything medical like pulmonary congestion,
she hates that stuff, and will not listen.
ON OUR SHOW, ON OUR SHOW.
Track and field is a game that half crew plays,
Laura enjoys tuna and mayonnaise!
Greggs has the sandwich that laura loves to talk about on our show and off the air,
even talks about the sandwich to a certain....dancing bear!
Thursday, November 24, 2005
ONE
She will not tell me,
what the gifts are,
she keeps on gigglin,
but will not drive a car,
wuts the present laura?
Is it raining is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a blowing?
She will not tell me,
what the gifts are.
what the gifts are,
she keeps on gigglin,
but will not drive a car,
wuts the present laura?
Is it raining is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a blowing?
She will not tell me,
what the gifts are.
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Rhyme
Rhyme time.
Xmas day, Games to play,
Xmas eve, Tension Relieved,
0 days to go, look out below,
poem with meaning, media player streaming,
Read slow, Gives it flow,
whoops, supposed to be xmas based,
cant change it now its too misplaced,
am i rhyming for the sake of it?
Looks like it because your poem is _____?
The End of the second poem.
Xmas day, Games to play,
Xmas eve, Tension Relieved,
0 days to go, look out below,
poem with meaning, media player streaming,
Read slow, Gives it flow,
whoops, supposed to be xmas based,
cant change it now its too misplaced,
am i rhyming for the sake of it?
Looks like it because your poem is _____?
The End of the second poem.
Saturday, November 19, 2005
NOEL!
34 days to go.
I have written a poem:
White doors, more floors,
fight night, box right,
getting out, of here,
R Felix, R Matey.
Buuuuuuud
I have written a poem:
White doors, more floors,
fight night, box right,
getting out, of here,
R Felix, R Matey.
Buuuuuuud
Sunday, November 06, 2005
Poor old Laura, Yup, mmmhmm.
I'll tell you whut, Bobby told me to do another post, seein as how propane sales are slow today i'll post another one.
Laura is in bed, it is 3pm. See the ting is she canny get up on a sunday, not by medical reasons but by choice, Sunday can be the worst day. Spoke to John Redcorn today, he said, and I quote "I don't think Vision Quest is right for Laura. She has the mind like Dale, too paranoid."
Poor old Laura.
Laura is in bed, it is 3pm. See the ting is she canny get up on a sunday, not by medical reasons but by choice, Sunday can be the worst day. Spoke to John Redcorn today, he said, and I quote "I don't think Vision Quest is right for Laura. She has the mind like Dale, too paranoid."
Poor old Laura.
Sunday, October 23, 2005
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