OUCH

FACE

Teeth pain is the sorest yo will get,
even if you dont know the capital of Tibet.
You will want to pull your teeth out with a tool,
so your poems will follow grammatical rules,
no sleep, no food, no talk, no teeth touching,
your hands, for help will be clutching,
facial nerves can inflame and sharp pain you,
and walk around your face muscles like the wandering jew.
Trigeminal Neuralgia is the most painful in all of medicine,
you will not be able to eat your favourite potato skin,
Rhyme Time is at an end,
because...my friend,
Toothache can always reoffend.

Brush your teeth and floss them adnd you will not suffer this poem again.